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when you sneak up behind someone and shove your fingers between their legs and lift them up.
Man #1: GOBBLE GOBBLE
Man #2: ouch, what the hell?!
Man #1: You've just been turkeyed.
Turkey by Shockey19 May 20, 2010
A term used to describe a girl (usually a teenage girl) who talks loudly, is constantly going about explaining things no one cares about, and gobbles about annoyingly.

Never really realizes she's being annoying.
Turkey: oh my GOD! Did you see what Jennifer Lopez was wearing on the red carpet. SO nasty!

Everyone else: *rolls eyes*
turkey by Lisa-A April 17, 2011
awesome, cool, etc.

Similar to jawes.
A usage begun at UNH that is quickly spreading across the globe.
"That's hip, that's fly, that's TURKEY"
turkey by kylejtod February 17, 2008
A pompous stuffed shirt. A blowhard. Generally ignorant and overweight.
That congressman was a turkey, totally out of touch with his constituants and ignorant of both domestic and foreign policy.
turkey by Carey T Schug February 16, 2009
The holiest of all creatures. A turkey embodies everything that is pure and good in this world. From their ball-sack chins to their silky soft feathers, every inch of the majestic turkey is perfect.

It is for these reasons that the Turkey Brotherhood was formed. Built upon the belief that Turkeys are the choccy milk of birds, members of this (some would say) *cult* dedicate their lives to becoming one with their inner turkey.
The Oath of the Turkey Brotherhood:
I swear upon the father, the son and the holy turkey that I will forever honour and worship our mighty turkey overlords. I swear to only refer to my self as *insert rapper name* (eg Thiccshakez, BIG GAIL, liljungy, etc.) and to wear my oodie with pride. Finally, I swear to have an unhealthy obsession with Ariana Grande and celebrate her music with as much gusto as I do with Turkeys.
Awomen (not amen cos God Is A Woman)
Turkey by depressed_bin_chicken123 November 29, 2020
A slang term for a recent Irish immigrant. It is used primarily in Boston, particularly in the Dorchester, Brighton and Southie neighborhoods.

The term is actually rather old fashioned and has its roots in Irish immigrants being duped into buying turkey which they thought was pork, and paying pork prices for it.
Look at those turkeys over there drinking Lucozade.
turkey by pamboo9 June 10, 2007