Tucson

-A city of almost 500,000 people, half of them Mexicans and/or homeless.
-Always tons of traffic because there are no freeways.
-If you don't have a car, you'll literally die of boredom.
-A 99 cent store at every corner
-A place where I thought only University of Arizona students moved to, because no one else in their right mind should otherwise.
-On the bright side, with low humidity levels (30% and down), the weather kicks ass.

I can't understand how those who were born and raised in Tucson chose to go to the U of A. That was your chance to escape, fuckers!!

by get_me_the_hell_outta_here December 18, 2005

Tucson Tinkle

The action of urinating into a person's vehicle (obviously someone you dislike or wish to upset) through the moon/sun roof.

Man, I hate that guy, I'm gonna take a Tucson Tinkle in his ride!

by Delerious Tyme January 7, 2011

tucson

a term used for taking a very large bowel movement

"Hey man, i gotta take a Tucson

by Skibbles May 16, 2006

Tucson TuffGuy

A guy who thinks he is a tough guy, but is in fact fakin' like Clay Aiken. They even give the appearance of being a real tough guy by repeating tough guy verbiage that they learned from other fake tuffguys, but only other fake tuffguys buy into it. Anywhere but Tucson, they'd be somebody's bitch.

Diaz: You ain't cut like that!
Me (laughing): That doesn't mean much, coming from a Tucson Tuffguy like you, Diaz, you little bitch.

by Gaysofthunder69 October 25, 2015

Tucson Saftey Switch

When two douchebags (most likely from Tucson) get so drunk that they give each other their car keys so they're both good to drive

I saw kid rock and Adam Sandler do a Tucson Saftey Switch at 2:30 in the morning at denneys

by Bojangleson July 10, 2017

tucson

I live in Tucson... take my advice: dont ever move there. Vacation, ok sure why not? But there is nothing to do in tucson besides school, U of A basketball games, and... well nothing.

Jimmy moved to Tucson for 2 months and he soon died of boredom... literally.

by ZMo January 14, 2005

Tucson, Arizona

1: the most amazing place on Earth!
2: where the hottest girls are from
3: the fucking desert where it's hot as hell... but the shirtless men make it worth it

"Hey! Where are you from?"
"I'm from Tucson, Arizona!"
"Damn you're lucky! You get all those sexy shirtless men!"

by edog202011 February 28, 2009