Tortasm

Giving a Tortoise an orgasm

Dude look over there that guys giving a tortasm!

by Davefiver January 11, 2012

torta

Over weight girl looking for BIGSCOTTY at a car show.

Last time I saw BIGSCOTTY he went around the corner to holla at some torta.

by ogcaddy September 15, 2003

Torta

Filipino slang: Sexual intercourse; to fuck; to screw;

will fuck - Totortahin
is fucking - Tumutorta
was fucked - Tinorta

I want a good TORTA tonight.

"Totortahin kita!" - i will fuck you!
"Tumutorta si Paulo" - Paulo is busy fucking

by Torta Surf Crew October 3, 2009

come torta

A lesbian, or a bitch

Damn alex you're such a come torta

by Ale1569 September 29, 2017

tortas

Las tortas: Funny slang for ass or butt; much less formal than "nalgas."

No mires mis tortas.

by Bleak Jackson August 2, 2007

Torta

Para los mexicanos, una mujer torta, es una mujrr que gusta de mujeres de su mismo género; es decir, lesbiana.

P1: Bro, ¿supiste Claudia salió del clóset?
P2: Pfff, se le notaba lo torta, le encanta Haley Kiyoko y Girl in red

by Tennnnalena February 17, 2022

Torta

A Torta is a woman or man who is over weight, obese or loves to over eat. A Torta is for all genders not to be used only on a woman.

Aye stop eating all the food you fucking Torta!

by Veronafo August 29, 2022