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trumpcorcist 

A type of exorcist that specializes in dealing with people who have been possessed by Donald Trump.
They had to call in a Trumpcorcist to handle the situation.
trumpcorcist by SensaiPizza November 11, 2017

trumparody 

An attempt to parody someone who is so ridiculously absurd that parody of them seems almost pointless.
Richard got trashed at the party & groped several women then whipped his penis out. He was speaking in gibberish but then started yelling about what a great guy he was. While we're debating whether it's a trumparody of donnie or Kavanaugh, all the women took turns Emelia Holdening the living shit out of him.
trumparody by Snappy Capricorn October 8, 2018

Trumpgression 

The ills committed on the world stage by the USA under 45.

A portmanteau of 'Trump' and 'transgression' (optionally with 'aggression').
Rather than commit a Trumpgression, the Prime Minister sought a diplomatic solution.
Trumpgression by stomps December 13, 2018

trumpire 

noun

1 : the major American sociopolitical unit that embraces the sovereign authority and sociopolitical vision of President Donald Trump, especially : the geographic territory of this sociopolitical unit (e.g., red-colored state districts that voted for Donald Trump during the 2016 U.S. Election)

2 : sociopolitical unit ideologically based in populism, and also exhibits strong tendencies towards racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia and xenophobia

Etymology: "trumpire" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "empire."
"Many U.S. cities with large, diverse urban populations are primarily liberal enclaves surrounded by large suburban and rural swathes of Trumpire."

"Founded by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred, the Trumpire has to maintain itself by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred." h/t Montesquieu

"A common soldier will make a Trumpire, but he will eventually meet his fate and be condemned to the Great Rock." h/t Nostradamus
trumpire by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016

Trumparents 

The very worst manifestation of fragile and unworthy authority conferred by some parents onto their unsuspecting, impressionable children.
Don't worry, the virus will miraculously die this summer...in the heat.
Child, did your Trumparents fill your head with shit!? The only thing dyin' this summer is your grand pap and it's because YOU brought that COVID infection to him...
Trumparents by YAWA July 5, 2020

Trumpcake 

A devoted Trump follower who will rationalize and defend each and every Trump lie, conspiracy theory and policy blunder.
Get a load of this trumpcake. He genuinely believes that Mexico will pay for the wall along the southern border.
Trumpcake by Defcon_One June 3, 2020