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Trumpaise 

A general sense of feeling unwell, depressed, politically-emaciated and often accompanied by the disorientation one feels during disillusionment; may include diffuse pain, headaches, irritability, erectile dysfunction, grief or lack of interest in activities.
Karen's work performance decreased along with her confidence as her trumpaise compounded over the last few months as she wished she had listened to her family sooner.

The general sense of trumpaise was permeating the local sports bar, acting as a wall between Billy Bob and his desperate desire to experience fun on his night off.

Oh, don't worry about Jimmy now, his trumpaise is just who he is, some look for reasons to be offended and some look for reasons to be grateful.

Gretta was ecstatic that her chronic trumpaise was finally approved as a qualifying disability for SSI.
Trumpaise by 301-The-Matrix December 23, 2019

Trumpanzee 

(Male Trumpanzee as most women don't follow him because he calls women pigs) A cousin fucking redneck that spends his days chugging booze and jerking off to his family photo album. His natural habitat is the cheapest nearby trailer park although most the time he is driving all over the fucking country in his pickup truck to get to the next trump rally so he can get in the sweaty hick pile where they all suck trumps dick like the little pathetic bitch they are. Once he returns to the RV he will scream at his wife to make him a TV dinner so he can watch trumps newest speech the next day he will rinse and repeat
"I found Billy humping a trump body pillow like your average trumpanzee"
Trumpanzee by AntiAmerica April 10, 2023

Trapanese 

Is a language where you use “faxs” and “type” a lot
Are you fluent in trapanese
Trapanese by Traplover14 February 29, 2024

Trumpanzeestan 

Also known as the United States of Trumpanzees. The well-known country between Canada and Mexico.
The supreme leader of the state of Trumpanzeestan has decided to expel all the people in the country that don't support his policies.
Trumpanzeestan by Trumpanzee June 11, 2025

Trumpanzeestan 

Also known as the United States of Trumpanzees. The well-known country between Canada and Mexico.
The supreme leader of the state of Trumpanzeestan has signed an executive order to expel all the residents of the country that don't support his policies.
Trumpanzeestan by Trumpanzee June 11, 2025