A disingenuous deal where one party knowingly conceals the quality of a good/service in a way that the other party perceives the deal as being better than it actually is.
Joel horse traded me on that bed frame. He said it was for a queen-size mattress, I took his word for it and didn't notice it was full-sized until I got it home. Now I have a bed frame I can't use!
by Stingy Guts May 27, 2021
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"Dude thinks he's the jack of all trades. He screwed up the math on the cash register, he can't speak spanish for shit, and after he tried to tune up my car, I had to take it in and spend $200 bucks before it would start again. He's the jackoff of all trades."
by Hank the Monster October 18, 2009
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Get the Tradin' War Stories mug.This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for bandera bread... So naturally, the bread is exchanged for sexual favors...
I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.
by Bog-man November 1, 2016
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by sppoooppy February 4, 2017
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Timmy: Hey Miranda... my parents aren't home wanna do something fun
Miranda: Yeah lets go to Trader Joes
Timmy: Yes
Miranda: Yeah lets go to Trader Joes
Timmy: Yes
by Colorful_Crans December 18, 2019
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