gangsta tears

Water that comes from your eyes that only happens when something is extremely emotional or intense. Happens after some one real close is killed.

-"Is that guy crying cus' his best friend died"
-"No, those ain't normal tears, they are gangsta tears"

by SleepyCrazyFun May 2, 2007

manly tears

What men shed as a quiet, dignified showing of being deeply moved.

Whereas merely bawling your eyes out will open you up to accusations of being emo or a sissy, a manly tear shows you're mature enough to show your emotions without whoring for attention.

When Adama found out Apollo was still alive, he shed some manly tears.

Hillary Clinton won the crowd over with manly tears.

by disumbrationist April 21, 2008

Male tears

The emotional tears from toxic masculine person’s fragile egos

His male tears flowed as he explained why the woman was not above him though she paid the bills.

by GenerationalHonesty March 4, 2022

Tearsturbating

To masturbate using your own tears as lubricant

Greg has been sitting at his house tearsturbating all week ever since his girlfriend broke up with him.

by curt84 August 15, 2011

Cockadile Tears

When a girls develops tears in her eyes due to a cock down her throat while giving a blowjob.

Jane had my cock so deep down her throat she starting crying cockadile tears.

by TheRoyal11 June 7, 2011

Booty Tears

The remnant seepage from prolonged and excessive anal gaping from witch ones sphincter has lost its natural elasticity.

Where's Bradly? He's in the bathroom changing out his "Man-Pon". He has a severe case of "Booty Tears" this morning.

by My Little Pony "Pegasus" January 27, 2022

The legend of Zelda: Tears of the kingdom

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The legend of Zelda: Tears of the kingdom HAS DROPPED AND IS SO MUCH FUN WOULD HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!!

by Wildslimin June 1, 2023