tempted to touch meetings

it's when you are in church and the priest is talking to everyone. then fen fen girl decided to sing tempted to touch while he is preaching.

when father fred was preaching at our weekly tempted to touch meetings, fen fen busted out with her own rendition of tempted to touch during his sermon.

tempted to touch meetings by lj March 25, 2005

the metal touch 

Some phrase some absolute plonker thought would be funny.
Fucking cringe.

Dave, dave, dave, I have the metal touch HAHAHAHAHAHA I am so funny my name is lucy and i have diarhoereaoaeaoa

the metal touch by John McGummyBear May 7, 2021

mexican touch 

The elusive touch of a Mexican citizen

Bro #1: Fam, chill. Don't get your nasty ass Mexican touch on me .
Bro#2 (Mexican): Nize it I just had tacos they be smellin' fresh af

mexican touch by Bro 25 May 6, 2016

messy cock touch

wen you are so excited that right wen she starts to give you a bj you jizz.

Sally is so hot that right when she started to blow me, i had a messy cock touch.

messy cock touch by African FUCK December 31, 2011

HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black

An expensive laptop

Hey mom, can i buy a HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black please?

HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black by DakshTheDucc January 19, 2024

touchmebleed

a threat used in a short joking burst

Seb: Give me the remote (reaches over)

Joel:touchmebleed

Seb: oh......ok

touchmebleed by Joel Sweeney June 20, 2007

touchment 

A) synonym for Fn; the normal force is the force that surfaces exert to prevent solid objects from passing through each other.

B) The force applied by a pervert on another person.

I'm going to sue that pervert for touchment.

touchment by sciencenerd69 November 18, 2020