Sneakers O Toole

He never takes his sneakers off.

"We will never get Sneakers O Toole to take his sneakers off. Not in these shoes."

by Benjamin Petrofsky December 20, 2008

Toledo Tophat

The act of taking a dump in the hat of someone you don't like. Peferably done when they aren't looking and in a hat that will hold onto the contents until the person dumps it on their head.

Jonathan thinks he's such a badass, but he's getting a Toledo Tophat when he puts on his baseball cap.

by The Viceroy October 4, 2005

Toledo Torpedo

Moving one's bowels under water while in a bath, hot tub, or pool on another person.

I was making out in a pool, and as I dove under water She gave me a Toledo Torpedo.

by DJ Rawdawg May 1, 2006

Toledo cunt transfer

The act of transferring a miserable, lazy, incompetent cunt from Toledo to another branch to wreak havoc there instead. Inevitably, the Toledo cunt lives like an office nomad as she will never be accepted by the other classier, respectable women in the office; hence perpetuating the Toledo cunt transfer cycle.

Another variation known as "Toledo cunt swap" is when there are multiple cunts from Toledo creating skank whore problems in multiple branches. In vain hope of solving the problem, instead of simply firing these hostile cunts, they simply swap them out to see if they can hack it at the opposite branch. This will also cycle in perpetuity because you can't just fire someone for being a cunt from Toledo.

Woman: "Jesus! Is that cunt really taking another cigarette break?"
Woman #2: "Yeah, but don't sweat it- word is- it's the old Toledo cunt transfer for her ass next week anyway."

by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

toolessness

The state in which a person is in extreme intellectual pain, and suffering from lack of mental stimulation due to missing tracks in his or her library collection. A curable infliction of unmeasurable altitudes. Can become exponentially detrimental to ones health.

One suffering from toolessness may feel life is no longer worth living. Side Effects may include but are not limited to intellectual deprivation, depression, loss of mental appetite, lack of motivation, personality flair decrease, living a zombie like existence, succumbing to the ordinary, not reaching out to embrace the random, decrease in quality of life, severe diarrhea, and vomiting.

by Jules/Metro February 28, 2009

tooletry

Noun; The practice of being a tool.

Brad worked out at the gym for 5 hours. He enjoys gazing at himself and flexing in the mirror. He is on no athletic team and has no athletic ability. He simply enjoys building his body, but still sucks at it. He was displaying tooletry

example 2: Sarah doesn't want a boyfriend who enjoys tooletry.

by Not tools February 22, 2011

Toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers

A hard dicking while having Culloden's third movement, Finale playing.

Ezekiel: I heard Micheal toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers last Friday.

Amos: How do you know?
Ezekiel: I could hear Culloden's III movement coming from upstairs, and it felt like a mini earthquake in my apartment.

Amos: Oh yeah... then she definitely got her stoops toomed.

by MulattoTech April 20, 2017