Tomato

(noun)
/təˈmādō/

Someone who is both LGBT (a fruit) and disabled (a vegetable)

Did you see that float at the Pride Parade full of Tomatoes?

by Joseph Madder May 23, 2019

Tomato

Literally a tomato. Red and juicy. I have no idea why you would look it up. Dumb cunt.

“Hey I wonder what tomato is in the urban dictionary.
“Oh”

by Ye olde cunt July 16, 2019

tomatoes

A noob at games. Someone that thinks their 1337, but gets nailed everytime but the 5yo from down the block.

Tomatoes: Im 1337 at sniping at BF2
5yo: Hahaha I just pwnd you!!!!111!

by Squazel September 24, 2006

Tomatoed

When an individual drinks too much, his face becomes bright red - or "Tomatoed"

Matt: Wow... Calvin has already polished off his 2-6 hey?
Derek: Yeah, he's definitely gettin' tomatoed tonight!!

by mshmeta June 11, 2013

Tomatoing

It is the act of stealing tomatoes from other people's gardens, and not getting caught

Hey Mario I heard Giuseppe's got some good tomatoes, wanna go "tomatoing" in his garden tonight so we can make some spaghetti sauce later!

by Yeeyeefuker July 29, 2020

Tomatoes

The testicles.

Boy: He bullies me.
Dad: Give him a big 'ol kick in the tomatoes.

by DaveDH November 5, 2022

Tomato

Boring and stiff guy.

Person 1: Yo mate fancy some drinks later at my other mates house?
Person 2: Nahh! Sorry bro I don’t drink anymore I’m trying to better myself.
Person 1: You fucking tomato.

by Big daddy phat sack 34 May 6, 2022