eat the meat off the toilet seat 

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger

Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!

eat the meat off the toilet seat by OjibweLdF September 26, 2008

Upside down toilet seat 

taking a shit upside down so the juices and shit flows down your spine before entering the toilet bowl.

dude, you smell like shit. did you do another upside down toilet seat?

yeah, it was fun.

Upside down toilet seat by SHIITTASAURUS REX August 22, 2009

fuzzy toilet seat 

it’s gross

i have a fuzzy toilet seat. i think it might have to do with my brothers hairy ass..

fuzzy toilet seat by asscheeksdoubleboop May 10, 2020

gift wrapping the toilet seat 

The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)

Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!

gift wrapping the toilet seat by Mydaho January 11, 2015

Padded Toilet Seat 

A very hairy ass.

Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!

Padded Toilet Seat by KronKyrios September 8, 2011

cold toilet seat 

even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.

guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat

guy 2: cold toilet seat.

cold toilet seat by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023

cheddar bob'd the toilet seat

when you accidently shit on the toilet seat

"Awwwww Fuckkkkkk, I just cheddar bob'd the toilet seat again."- Abdul

cheddar bob'd the toilet seat by cock slice March 7, 2026