The essence and usefulness of a toaster. Toasterness is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed; In the theoretical sense the optimal expected outcome of a toaster.
Don't worry about borrowing my toaster, you wont use any of the toasterness.
by Hughlauriesmistress October 22, 2009
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Hey! Gino just drove up to the firehouse with his new Toaster
by Federal Q2 February 5, 2004
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A regular on the GameFAQs board Toaster Oven(board 909090909). It wasmade by just capitalizing the O in 'Toaster' to put the board's initials in there as a symbol. The board's AIM chat is named, accordingly, 'TOasters.'
Don't mess with him, he's a TOaster.
by Are You Listening June 20, 2004
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1. A must-have appliance to toast sliced breads, invented on 1893 in Scotland.
2. A major protagonist from the 1987 animated film The Brave Little Toaster.
1. "Man, i have bought my new toaster." - A person when he/she/they has bought the toaster.
2. "The Toaster from The Brave Little Toaster is one of my favorite characters!" - Some person.
by Ryan900USAYT April 9, 2022
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This is the act of pulling out right before the money shot, springing up like a piece of hot toast, and blowing your love butter all over a tiny sexy bitches toast, covering her like a dirty lil cinnamon roll!
"I took Tiny home after the BLS Concert Saturday Night and fucked her so hard that she made me spring up like a piece of Hot Toast leaving The Toaster and cover her in my love butter!"
by Spidey Webb December 12, 2011
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adj
1. The quality possessed by an object that has been toasted.
2. The state of being after toastering.
Cheech and Chong are always toastered!
by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004
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Insert bread, dispenses toast.
Camren: Chase put toast in the toasters.
Brenden: Why the fuck would he do that? You put bread in a toaster?!
by unknown413235 January 3, 2010
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