TOAD

Tits. Out. All. Day.

Hey Tonya’s brother hangs out with that old TOAD lady, she needs to put that shit away.

-Erica K

by EricaK April 20, 2022

Toad

Something you call anyone that has contracted Genitial warts , so your friends know not to have sex with them

*hot girl walks up*
guy 1: Hey whats up ... by the way this is my friend toad.
guy 2: you son of a bitch
guy 1: HAHAHAHA
hot girl: huh whats toad?

by wesley =) November 13, 2006

toad

a noun, commonly used to describe a horndog. derived from the amphibian more commonly known as the horny toad, toad is oftenly used as a noun describing horniness

omg he's sucha toad! he just wants it all the time.

by jblo February 10, 2007

toad

Jamacain slang for "stupid girl"... also see "kalaana"

Hi, my name is Kalaana. I am a toad (stupid girl)

by obus August 5, 2006

toad

(n) nDMT, n5-Meo-DMT - Psychedelic compounds which occur naturally in hundreds of plants and animals worldwide. The most prominant being Banisteriopsis Cappi, Yopo beans, and certain breeds of tree toad.

"That was some bomb toad."

by meanmidget April 15, 2004

Toad

Annoying ass guy in mario games.

I let Toad die

by FlabbyPancakeSause October 9, 2018

Toad

Ugly girl that has a large neck and overall sqautty body. Demands a male "toad keeper" at all times (night and day) to feed flies, maintain lillypads, and possibly mate. Likes anime and lives a life of a loser.

"Want to hang out tonight?"
"Sure, let's call Dan and see if he wants to come."
"It is no use, he has to watch over toad tonight."
"Toad time..."

by toadhunter May 29, 2008