Mr. Benoit

A Law Enforcement teacher who likes to argue about stupid things.

I told Mr. Benoit that it's cold in his room and he says it's fresh in the room but in indianapolis it's really cold.

by TheJokerHAHA01 September 23, 2019

jim benoit

Chris Sabin

Jim Benoit is Chris Sabin

by Boogerbastard June 24, 2025

Chris Benoit

Canadian wrestler. 18 year career spanning NJPW, WCW, WWE and Stampede Wrestling. Best friend to Eddie Guerrero. Winner of WrestleMania XX (2004) and Backlash (2004). Known by many as a quiet but well meaning, intense, professional who enjoyed his fans. No longer acknowledged by WWE except in few rare mentions.

Benoit’s fall from grace occurred June 2007 with what is infamously remembered as the Benoit Family Tragedy which saw Nancy Benoit, son Daniel and Chris himself all found deceased. Policed later ruled the case a murder/suicide. Causes for the tragedy are often laid on CTE, concussions, abuse of painkillers and Benoit’s declining mental health following Eddie Guerrero‘s death in 2005.

Me: I tend to enjoy revisiting Chris Benoit matches!
Everyone and WWE: SHUT UP YOU CAAAAAAAAAN’T!!!

by SpookyMan94 December 31, 2024

adele benoit

Most attractive girl ever , once she will be in your heart nothing will separate you , because she's just so lovely. That girl is kind of the perfection but just a little much better.. If you find a Adele Benoit , be prepare to have one of the best life ever , with her , because she will be your angel on earth & afther life . When your with her you feel in paradize , cause your safe , loved , you feel invincible & so much full of hapiness just like a dream , but like the best dream you ever add, But you realise that your dream is true , the dream is ADELE , she's right next to you so you got to say to that girl you love her more then anything , cause it may be the best thing that ever happen in your life .
#perfect #blond #love #presious

guy 1 : I've recently talked to a girl , she's so georgius and funny i would like to go on a date with her , idk man she's kind of perfect you know idk What to do .

Guy 2 : well my friend , that must be a Adele . Go find that Girl and love her , its a diamond , do it , i tell you.. dont lose the chance of your life or i'll kick you in the ass !

Adele benoit

by plunaboy321 March 19, 2017

Dirty Benoit

Act of having two penis’ in one orifice. Does not matter which one.

James had a dirty Benoit yesterday and can breath much better.

by PB online December 7, 2018

Benoit

A very drippy and cool individual.

Damn he's pimping, he must be a Benoit

by User_42069 January 6, 2022

Benoite

Benoite is a really funny and unexpected person. He seems calm at first, very professional and composed. However two days of knowing him he is one of the most crazy, pussy craving, sex-thirsty niggas out there. That thing can only be tamed by a certain amount of people only. And the method of taming it is unknown, some suggest tranquilizers or a sex toy.

These creatures hibernate during winter and wake up during the sex season. This is why it has a bulky, fat gronk body shape because they can store up to 1 ton of food and other type of shit to go through hibernation. Or it can also be used to store food for energy and protect their skin from harsh weathers. Oftenly, experienced people would warn others to not interact with a Benoite due to their unpredictable and mostly hostile nature.

Guy 1: Hey, what the fuck is that huge piece of ball?
Guy 2: I don't know, it looks like a morbidly obese human.
Guy 1: Or is it?
Guy 2: Wait, is it getting bigger or getting closer..?
Guy 1: Shit, run! It's a Benoite!

by KROTONIUM April 1, 2025