The consistency of shit where it neither has the texture of a solid nor liquid. Rather a chunky brew of odorous fecal matter resembling chewed oatmeal, hence the name. Often times the result of eating raw eggs..
by Dark Kind November 05, 2006
Oatmeal Effect - When two individuals get the same idea and share it at the same time, or when two individuals talk about the same topic at the same time without prior knowledge of synchronization.
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by Chuckie Finster January 28, 2004
An entrenched politician that serves the elite.
A term used by black poet Gil Scott-Heron in his work, "Pardon our Analysis."
A term used by black poet Gil Scott-Heron in his work, "Pardon our Analysis."
Anytime you find someone in Congress for 25 years and no one has ever heard of im, you have, "Oatmeal Man."
by therevolutionwillnotbetelevised October 18, 2006
by Sontdp November 10, 2007
A person with a saggy ass, typically gloating about how gorgeous they are, and thinking they rule the world. In reality, they own nothing but a ass that has the appearance of two sacks of oatmeal being taped to their body.
by AnotherBrunetteBitch March 20, 2015