fasted

to be presented with something that's unusually large

I was totaly fasted the other day!

by Clarabelle Sari September 20, 2006

faste

term used to identify a complete waste of space/life/time. Combination of the words "fuck" and "waste" or "fucking waste".

Tom: You know Jack does nothing but sit on his ass all day and browse the internet!
James: Yeah, he's a total faste of space!

example 2:

Jack: Man browsing the internet all day is a total faste of time!

example 3:

Living in your parents' home past the age of 30 is a faste of life.

by Jay McCrapper January 06, 2006

fast up, fast down

WHAT? WTF (This saying makes no sense!)

The bozo who coined: "fast up, fast down" must have meant: "what goes up, must come down". Uh, maybe?

by talk2me-JCH2 April 25, 2021

Not right fast but fast enough

Canadian slang for: pretty quickly, but not overly fast. Also used a for implying just enough speed or time taken. Mostly used in Eastern Canada but widely used throughout Canada.

Tim: wow Bobby finished that poutine not right fast but fast enough!
Cornelius: ain’t that that the truth eh?!

by Double triple October 26, 2019

That's fast

A phrase that can be used in many situations as an insult (interchangeable with the word stupid/retard) or to express pain.

Ex 1 (expression of pain): *stubs toes against table leg* "That's Fast!"
Ex 2 (insult): Ricky: "Girls who fart scare me more than death."

Me: "That's fast."

by dankboo November 27, 2018

Fast Headcrabs and Fast Zombies

Fast Headcrabs and Fast Zombies are found in Half-Life 2. Fast Headcrabs are what you see in the Ravenholm chapter and so on. Fast Headcrabs are quicker than normal ones but have same health and do same damage. Fast Zombies are Fast Headcrab's victum. Fast Zombies are quicker but have same health, but do less damage. Like regular Zombie, aim for the head. Plus Fast Zombies also come in torsos (starting in Episode Two).

Fast Headcrabs and Fast Zombies are quicker than normal ones. Fast Headcrabs have more spiny legs than normal Headcrabs, Fast Zombies look like skelatons.

by Mega Sean 45 June 18, 2008

Fast and bulbous

A phrase used in several songs that appear on the album 'Trout Mask Replica' by Captain Beefheart.

"Fast and bulbous!"

"That`s right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous! Also a tin
teardrop."

by Methodrone March 19, 2012