Titmeat

noun. Real breast "meat" or tissue as opposed to fat or fake ones

"Hey Derek, look at the boobs on that bird"

"Yeah, thats real good titmeat"

by Nathaniel Hornblower September 9, 2006

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shabby titmuss

An expression to accurately sum up the lower-than-your-boots level to which the Z lister Ms Titmuss has sunk in an attempt to publicise herself to death.

Yeh, like we won't see her without her clothes on anymore as she has recently boasted. Yeh, Yeh, hairy arseholes - that is as likely as that long drink of scottish water John Leslie returning to the couch with Fern Britten...........

Good looking, granted but a real wrong-un

Shabby Titmuss and the foray into Adult Channel presenting

Hells Kitchen

Her grubby website with her big jugged friend - Linsey Prawn McKenzie

Her threesome sex video and 'recruitment' of young pretty girls for modelling

by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 19, 2008

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ewok totem bukakke

A bukakke in which a group of ewoks (preferrably 5) stand on top of each other an ejaculate on the face of Princess Leia. On Endor, of course.

"Man you know when Luke wasnt watching them Ewoks was bustin out the hardcore fuckin on Leia. Hell, i bet they did a Ewok totem bukakke"

by Skippy European November 28, 2003

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titmit

a covering, usually knitted, that covers a single breast. also used as a counter to "cocksock" and "asshat".

can also be used to describe a person's inability to properly pleasure a woman i.e. their massaging of the breast is comparable to the feeling of straight wool, which is uncomfortable.

Shapinko is a titmit.
The other day Shapinko's girlfriend told me he was a titmit in bed.

by Sister Lilith Ulnar Thompson June 8, 2003

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