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orangatang tities

A disease in which your nipples turn purple and saggy and eventualy fall off
What is it doctor?You have orangatang tities.
by Lucas the 3rd April 21, 2007
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tineesha

tineesha is an a amazing person and is loved by everyone. She is beautiful and kind, and not a dry texter. She treats you well and checks up on you from time, to time. If your still reading I just wanted to say I still have feelings for you, and I miss you so much.
person 1: Hey do you know who tineesha is?

person 2: Yeah, I'll introduce you to her
by anonymous_922009 April 11, 2022
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Shitty Titers

The other day I had a terrible cause of the Shitty Titers and destroyed the toilet
by Shitty Titers man January 9, 2021
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E-tease wa tities

Guess the gibberish - e-tease wa tities

Dude- it is what it is
by Karnail27 July 17, 2021
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Bitch Tities

Someone who is male that has pathetic women breasts.
by Anonymous May 17, 2003
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nigger tities

by djgf October 13, 2020
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Mount Titerest

The lengths American women will go to present a perfect bosom.
“Shoot, they’re out of stock,” Desiree told Prima as the pals cruised aisle 8 in CVS. “They told me the Hollywood Breast Lift Tape would be in today!”
Prima offered what comfort she could. “Desiree, Lawson will jump your bones regardless of flop sweat. You don’t need to climb Mount Titerest. Remember how it used to be when you were first hooking up.”
“Right,” Desiree countered smugly, “He loved my big mama foomfy teats.”

“Nipple rouge is a thing, isn’t it?” teenager Sally shyly asked Mother Goose, pulling her away from the other kids at St. Catherine’s Center for Youth. “’Cause Jayden and I have a date for the walk-in later and I just feel… too pale.”
“No worries, hon, we don’t have to scale Mount Titerest,” said Mother Goose. She prided herself on her ability to “relate.” “I have some frozen raspberries I’ve been saving for the right moment. You’ll taste good, too!”
by Hifalutin! February 5, 2022
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