titicockcock

Someone you want to punch in the tit because they’re being a cock

I want to titicockcock you, fuck off

by Skylar ;) June 13, 2018

hot-tistic

When someone completely loses all social interaction skills when around someone very hot. Similar to autistic, but only around attractive people.

Guy 1: Dude, what is up with you? You are such a social retard around hot chicks. I swear you are hot-tistic. I am not going to be your wingman ever again.

Guy 2: Sorry, I know, it sucks. They are just so hot all I can do is stare at their boobs and then I get caught looking and then I get embarrassed and then I can't be funny and then I start worrying and then it just gets worse from there.

Guy 1: Stop talking. I don't care.

by schmuckaneers October 12, 2009

Lake Titicaca

when someone drinks 200 ounces of liquid in one day, holds in the pee, and then pees on a hot girls tittys with so much pee that it looks like a little lake. Then you shit on the piss/titty lake and proceed to fuck the shit out of the girl with your face buried in the lake titicaca

that dude just did a lake titicaca

That is both hot and gross

by poonchasers June 13, 2008

Titico

The best person you will ever meet. He is loving, caring, funny and extremely attractive. He is very confident and goofy. He is very intelligent and active. He loves most sports. His partner is extremely lucky to have someone like him in their lives. Titico is the most beautiful person you will ever meet.

Gabriela and Titico make a perfect couple

by teamo1522 February 4, 2020

tistic

Getting so drunk or high that you’re practically autistic.

I’m gonna get tistic tonight.

by Crons December 13, 2019

Titicaca

When you tit fuck a bitch then shit on her chest

Me: You know that bitch Ashley? Yeah, I titicaca’d her.

Friend: Bro you freak

by finna use my real name stop me March 11, 2018

titicaca

1. A word that can be used for pretty much everything. Can be used to name things such as unnecessary debris or clutter around an area or object, or just anything plain nasty. 2. Also can be defined as just "stuff" or "things," or 3. can just be used in place of a curse word.

1. "Ew, Corey, you're covered in titicaca!"
2 or 3. "There's titicaca all over my bed so you'll probably have to sleep on the floor."
2 or 3. "We have to do a bunch of titicaca tomorrow so we have to get up early."

by jajajajajackmyswag July 11, 2011