Sorry, Buddy, You have TikTok Disease, we will need to do an intense reality check on you next week.
by Fuckingswett dude November 11, 2019
Get the TikTok Disease mug.Short for "Alternative TikTok". A side of the TikTok For You Page that features "Alternative" Content. Such as the color customizer filter, videos with songs by Clairo, Penelope Scott, and other Indie/alternative artists, Partially dyed hair, Skateboarding, aesthetics inspired by early 2000s nostalgia, lack of Avani Gregg, and girls who claim to be Alternative even though they made fun of the Emo kids in Middle School.
"Stay away from Sally, she's on Alt TikTok. If you make fun of her, she'll bark at you, and shove iced tea down your throat all while blasting 100 Gecs in the background."
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tiktok is an app that makes you question your life, gender, and intelligence. WARNING! you will waste A LOT of time on this app and encounter fairies.
by baldpandas June 3, 2020
Get the tiktok mug.adj. - having characteristics in common with paranoid delusions. The word comes from paranoid people wearing tinfoil hats to keep the aliens from reading their mind, or to keep the Illuminati from using mind control rays on them, etc.
"You have to sign this petition! It's to get Congress to require all envelopes to be self-adhesive. When you lick an envelope flap, the Post Office runs it through a scanner that takes a DNA sample. Then they match that up with your name based on the return address. Homeland Security claims to be keeping the information to know how best to protect Americans from a gene-based terrorist attack, but if the wrong people came into power, they could use it for eugenics and put everyone with a certain chromosome combination into concentration camps! So will you sign the petition?"
"Um...I don't know, dude. Sounds a little tinfoily to me."
"Um...I don't know, dude. Sounds a little tinfoily to me."
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Get the Tineo mug.The geeky talk du jour why mainland Chinese ByteDance’s beloved app is so addictive to millions of netizens worldwide is that its wicked algorithm unprovenly makes use of the digits of the irrational and transcendental number π.
Some team members behind the TikTok pi hypothesis were previously underpaid hackers from North Korea, Russia, and Iran—they’re poached by CCP headhunters, whose mission is to recruit raw or rogue foreign talents, who’d help make China great again.
by Fasters March 30, 2023
Get the TikTok Pi mug.Syndrome, that makes a person randomly dance various popular Tik Tok dances. Most commonly happens when the person is exposed to popular music on Tik Tok but can also happen randomly. Usually widely spread syndrome amongst Tik Tok users. The cure has not been found yet.
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