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Gooch Throb

Gooch Throb is a condition that results from extreme excitement whereby the male's gooch becomes swollen and red, and a slight throbbing can be felt internally in the region of the gooch.

Gooch throb is not sexual excitement which would result in an erection (see boner or hard on) it is only possible to have Gooch throb in a non-sexual situation.
Z Dawg: Hey dude I am sooooo excited about game-a-palooza II tomorrow that my freakin' Gooch is throbbing

Captain Spanky: Whoa Dude, you need to calm down, it sounds like you've got a bad case of Gooch Throb!
by The Padre October 22, 2009
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throbbing cock

when ur cock is so horned up it's leaking precum and jumping up and down, you've got a throbbing cock
Damn I got a throbbing cock right now. I need to jerk off!
by ekimo February 14, 2009
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trombone

An instrument whose players can, unlike tuba players, actually keep time. Originally designed as an improvement on the trumpet, the trombone turned out to be an improvement on all other instruments as well. A single trombonist can, and will outplay many small string ensembles. For every time a trombonist hits fortissimo, a man gets a hard on somewhere, and three women lose their virginity...twice. Also considered by many to have magical properties.
No, there is nothing wrong with your recording equipment's balance, we have a trombone in the ensemble.
by Posaunespieler May 25, 2009
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Bass Trombone

A development of the trombone which its self was a present from god to the rest of the world. This glorious instrument is often mocked for having all the suttelty of a sledge hammer and the dynamic range of a chainsaw. This is grossly unfair as when played properly this instrument is comparable to none other. In a band situation the Bass Trombonist is often referred to as the 3rd Trombonist. If this does not cease to continue then the Bass Trombone faternity will rise against the world.
1. All BASS TROMBONISTS are gifts from God himself.
2. I wish I was intelligent enough to play the BASS TROMBONE
by Paul Jackson April 24, 2006
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Throwback Beaver

The unshaved genital regions of a female, usually associcated with pornography from the classic era since the dawn of time till the 2000's. Vagina pubes have not been touched/shaven/plucked/waxed since the ability to grow around the age of 12.
Yo, your girl has said she ain't shaven till the Pittsburgh Pirates have a winning season...She's going to have crazy "Throwback Beaver".
Unreasonablely large bush,
Hairy As HELL down there,
Tastes like MT. Dew cans,
Found later in teeth.
by bobrown8787 May 21, 2010
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Throbbing Stunner

The act of clobbering another person in the head with one's erect penis. This attack is used to demean someone who the attacker considers subservient.
Your girlfriend is acting complacent and thinks she has power over the relationship. Shes laying down in bed and *BAM!* THROBBING STUNNER! The message is clear as day.
by Tommy Mah Boi March 14, 2011
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tromblown

Being blown and anally-penetrated with a handheld dildo by the same person, at the same time. (A reverse Rusty Trombone)
Ain't nothin better than gettin tromblown by Shaniqua. She work the slide so good, I can't help but empty my spit valve.
by Vaj Goblin February 23, 2013
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