threesie

a three way cuddle hug

its cold outside. youre not wearing a jacket. you see michelle and randy huddeled close together for warmth. tempted to join? dont be afraid. call "threesie" and you're in :)

by latenightliquorblue February 28, 2008

Treesome

When two people have sex up a tree. Yes, the tree is like and extra person there alot you and do with it ... use your imagination!

Derek: Let's have sex
Ronnie: Ok
Derek: Just you, me and the tree
Ronnie: Ohhhh, a treesome you thoughtful bastard
Treebranch: Ohhhhh baby ...

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Threesome

A group of three people having sex together

Chloe and josh snuck into the janitors closet and stripped off, josh was just about to shove his dick into Chloe when the door opened and mr kendle (the 21 yr old math teacher) was there.

Mr kendle: what the fuck is going on in here?!
Josh: we were gonna have sex
Mr kendle: well lemme join you, Chloe’s tits are seducing.

Chloe: ok
Mr kendle shoved his 8” cock up Chloe’s fat ass and Josh’s dick went into Chloe’s pussy

Chloe: OHHHH YEAH
Mr kendle: you like that huh?
Mr kendle took his dick out Chloe’s ass and josh did too. Chloe bent down and started to suck Josh’s dick while fingering mr kendle’s.

Josh: oh yeah
Chloe: mmmmmmm yummyyyy
Mr kendle: lemme switch this up a bit
And mr kendle removed chloe from josh, shoved his dick up Josh’s ass and started to lick Chloe’s pussy
Josh: I didn’t know it felt this-this-mmmm YEAHHH
chloe: oh mr kendle you’re good!
Mr kendle: call me jake
They all ended up having an orgasm and cum was on the floor of the closet when the bell went and they emerged, panting with wet underwear and all throbbing.
The threesome did it all again the next day

by Bisexual idiot May 15, 2022

Kentucky Threesome

Having sex with your pregnant wife.

Eight months of pregnancy couldn't hold back the passion, so Ed and Mary decided to have a little Kentucky Threesome. "Hey honey, in this position I can feel the baby kicking!"

by EtownGunt May 2, 2011

threesies

When playin jacks and get to where you pick up 3 jacks at a time/3rd level

Me an Jon was playin jacks but he couldent get past threesies.

by Dj. Tommy Gunz October 28, 2007

halo threekend

the act of wasting a whole weekend playing the final installment of this great game.

jeremy: what did you do this weekend man

jesse: dude it was sick me and wade had a halo threekend beat the game on every difficulty

jeremy: why do i even hang out with you

by jesse simone October 19, 2007

Russian Threesome

A type of sexual act, normally intercourse, involving a male, female, and bear.

I came across a Russian Threesome in the woods beyond Moscow. It was very messy

by Karlmarx7 November 6, 2017