thought masturbation

When someone has dumbass thoughts in his head that motivates him while doing nothing about it, usually all those people do is imagine and get pleasure from thinking some bullshit. They like to share those thoughts with their friends and listen to some music/look at images while thinking about it.

Michael's head:

*listens to balkan rap* => I need to move to Serbia !!
*looks for BMW photos on google and listens to german rap* => I need a BMW to prove em all wrong !!
*watches ultimate last minute goals on youtube* => I will become a football coach soon !!
*looks for some 90 days 90kg lost videos on youtube and listens to motivating songs* => tomorrow i start gym !!

Michael: bro, i finally found what I needed in my life..
Djafar. his best friend: Man stfu. i'm tired of your thought masturbation..

by upsetrobbery June 23, 2020

thoughtdreams

A hybridized term for creative ideas that are an unexpected mixture of both thoughts and dreamlike images.

I was typing up a somewhat boring report when a series of thoughtdreams slammed into my head right out of the blue.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Hey Thonkels

Getting someone attention who is cute or greeting someone you care about alot.

See a stranger baby close by you.greeting the baby.Hey Thonkels saying you are cute.

Greeting my spouse .Hey Thonkels Cute way of saying I care for you alot.

by Latoya F Nazaire May 28, 2018

Did It Feel Good Though

Some dumb thing Ricegum said to a rape victim.

Victim: The moment......it really still haunts me.
Ricegum: Yo, did it feel good though?

by BrolbyIsBetterThanBrikey November 15, 2017

thonking

An urban slang word which means a distorted, zoomed in or modified version of the "thinking" emoji. Often said or used in a moment which requires deep thought, or just as banter and on random occasions. Normally when said verbally your index and thumb make a shape that resembles a Nike logo and you hold that sign under your chin, as in the original "thinking" emoji.

Person A: taking a shower is just your house pissing on you
Person B: *thonking* woah you right bro

by fluffiestshiba November 11, 2019

Thought Wigwam

A meeting held at work to share ideas, a "safe place" in which to do some "blue sky thinking.

hey guys, lets powwow in the thought wigwam with a chai latte

by Dollydollbird July 18, 2011

Thought Criminal

Someone who is guilty of a thought crime, a crime committed by one's thoughts. Thinking differnetly(Outside the box), questioning authority, or owning anti-government literature such as Zeitgeist.

Alex Jones, the documentary filmmaker is a thought criminal

by Danny Glans February 20, 2010