He is a free agent (unemployed) NFL safety that used to be really good at what he did. He even won a Super Bowl and made some probowls n shit. Recently, he’s made the headlines for cheating on his wife and tag teaming girls with his brother. He also got cut by the Ravens because he couldn’t stop getting into fights with his teammates.
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Get the Thomas Paine mug.If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy.
Thomas walks down school hallway
Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"
Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"
Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!
Thomas - "You know what's a joke"
Random Person - "What?"
Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*
THE END.
Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"
Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"
Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!
Thomas - "You know what's a joke"
Random Person - "What?"
Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*
THE END.
by Thomas124 October 13, 2019
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Term is mainly used in the south-central United States, mostly in the Texas region.
Term is mainly used in the south-central United States, mostly in the Texas region.
I sent this youtube streamer twenty bucks to play a video of mine and he never did! He really pulled a Thomas Albin on me!
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