Thirstographer

The state of being incredibly thirsty, usually combined with a potent laziness that prevents one from obtaining a drink without asking someone to get it for him/her first. Both of these symptoms are commonly drug-induced.

Yo, Enrique, pass me a brew. I'm a thirstographer over here after that l-steez

by SKOmankowitz July 22, 2009

Thirstanaut

He can be identified by the certain level of desperation the individual portrays to get what he wants from the female target, sex. There are no feats too steep, no boundaries set too high for such desperation. Something as simple as "I'm married with 3 kids" won't stop the Thirstanaut. These are considered mere road blocks for him to conquer on his adventure to quench his thirst. Only stopping at such dead ends like "I have herpes" will the Thirstanaut ever end his dehydrated journey.

"She said no 5 times, blocked my number and ignores me at the gym. I'm gunna see when she gets off work and wait for her outside." -Thirstanaut

"This motherf**king Thirstanaut is on one tonight."

by NotDogBro July 21, 2014

Thirstaforadadicka

a disease where the only cure is dick.

He has an intense thirst for dick, this means he has Thirstaforadadicka.

by Haiimlegit June 22, 2015

thirstation

when you are suffering from severe thirst and dehydration

1. "Man, I haven`t drank anything all day! I think I`m suffering from thirstation..."
2. "It has been 6 months since I have been laid...I am really in need of someone to get rid of this thirstation."

by smirnoff12 April 21, 2016

thirstation

Extreme thirst like no other thirst known to man.

If I don't get a drink right now I will literally die of thirstation.

by Mitchie looloo December 31, 2016

Thirstation

When a nigga need some water or milk. Shit just get him/her sum to drink man!

Damn my njgga I'm dying of thirstation.

by Greenmachine666 May 27, 2018

Thirstwheel

Someone who hangsout a lot with a couple and is sexually interested in one or more people in that already existing relationship.

T: "Don't you think it's weird how much Natasha is hanging out with Bucky and Steve? Doesn't she get tired of the Thirdwheeling?

L: "Nah she has been crushing on both of them for months. She's a Thirstwheel."

by Glitterpussy120 June 11, 2018