zuck yourself

a blessing and a curse at the same time, although the emphasis can be placed on one versus the other depending on the context. a blessing because mark zuckerburg made himself a bazillionaire. a curse because it rhymes with the F word and can be said with the same emphasis.

as in "go ZUCK yourself, genius" (said sarcastically to someone that's being a jackass but you still would like to be kind)

as in "you go girl - go zuck yourself" (said with a pretend magic wand as in "go make yourself bazillionaire")

by eSoulBB November 24, 2011

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Zuck The Cuck

Mark Zuckerberg's official title

Mark Zuckerberg: "You may now speak, my subject"
Facebook User: "Oh great Zuck The Cuck, may I please be blessed with the succ?"

by Sir Zuck September 23, 2021

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zuck and chuck

When Facebook suddenly removes a feature of its website regardless of how many people used it or wanted it to remain there. Often they will not give you the option to switch back. Named after "The Zuck" himself, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg.

Jimmy: Can you believe the 'write something here' box is gone? I loved that!

Wendy: What a total zuck and chuck!

by rocketos January 5, 2011

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teh Zuck

Modified from the popular term "teh suck" which defines a bad situation or circumstance. "teh zuck" is a focus term of a bad situation or circumstane surrounding Facebook or founder Mark Zuckerberg.

That Facebook interview at SXSW was teh Zuck. Beacon is teh Zuck

by taulpaul March 13, 2008

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zuck fucked

When facebook undergoes massive changes for streamlining, only to compound existing problems. This will often disrupt newsfeeds and your ability to use the site for its intended purpose.

The facebook layout changed... again. I am so zuck fucked, now my mobile app has a four hour lag and my desktop facebook says I have no friends online.

by patrickbateman80s February 9, 2010

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