Thor

Jon-Mikl Thor, the Canadian bodybuilder turned rocker and Z-rated movie star.

A.K.A. "The Legendary Rock Warrior", "Thunderhawk"

Let's tune our weapons!

by Andizzle4Life August 18, 2005

Thor

Nautical term used by homosexual sailor when committing sexual advanced to young and unexperienced sailorboys.

Homosexual sailor: Hey you Sailorboy, let's go below and have some thor.

by Adm. Cornelius Cruys May 06, 2005

[thor]

A fat white kid who enjoys sticking GI Joe's up his anus during his spare time normally occurs in BC.

thor A fat white kid who enjoys sticking GI Joe's up his anus during his spare time normally occurs in BC.

by Cracalacin Camron Jacklin October 28, 2008

Thor

Person with small penis Thor is a faggot with no friends he gets off to guys a lot Thor is a runner he will hit u and run like a little bitch Thor is the biggest pussy u can find

Omg your such a Thor

by Lofshsryjvs December 05, 2016

thor

someone or something that can be classified as stupid or unfortunate

Ew, Jaime is so thor!

by kira smith January 21, 2005

big thor

google it and go to images you wont

Me: google big thor then go to images
Person: bro wtf

by a guy with a big thor October 10, 2021

fat thor

The best version of our lord and savior, Thor. He's a thicc bih that still kicks ass (despite his issue with alcohol and twinkies). Will destroy you in fortnite all while braiding that intense beard. Will snatch your raccoon best friend.

Fat Thor shreked noobmaster69.

by spidermanzbih June 03, 2019