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Thunderwhack 

The act of masturbation, when the person shouts the name of a person in the vicinity, and then stares them in the eye when they come to investigate.
Steven is having a "good time" in his bedroom.
Steven: BRUCE WILLIS!
Bruce Willis bursts through the door, stangling a panda.
Bruce Willis: What did you want?
Steven stares him in the eye, awkwardly.
Bruce Willis: DID YOU JUST THUNDERWHACK!!!
Bruce Willis eats Steven's spine.

thunderhawked

drunk to the point of feeling a hawk-like agility combined with the earth-shaking power of thunder; belligerently drunk
"I got so thunderhawked at that party last night, bro."

"I'm feeling saucy, let's get thunderhawked tonight."
thunderhawked by collegeboy May 5, 2008

Thunder Hawk 

A 100 ton monster of a mech from the Battletech series of gaming. Made for long-range combat.
"Equipped with 3 Gauss Rifles, the Thunder Hawk can deliver apocalyptic long-range firepower, often times destroying its targets before they get into weapons range."
Thunder Hawk by bigjimdx September 10, 2005

Thundercawk 

A man's genital appendage used specifically for undescribable amounts of female pleasure.

Usage of said implement generally results in soaked bedding, and unimpressed roomates.
Girl 1: How was the sex last night?
Girl 2: Well, he pulled out the Thundercawk, and by the end of the night I was leaking like a geyser.
Thundercawk by fuzzyjacket March 12, 2009

thunderhook 

The small bump at the base of the skull made by the neck and skull joint. Not a fat role.
I got cracked on the thunderhook and now I cant feel my legs.
thunderhook by mikewalter December 10, 2009

thunderjack 

To steal or hijack one's thunder
Mary thunderjacked Susan's bridal shower by announcing her own engagement during lunch.
thunderjack by Boogie78 November 7, 2011