The T.Burns Special

One of the best positions out there and you don't have to be a yoga master to pull off this beauty. Girl lies on her stomach guy lies on top. Feels great for everyone. The girls ass has a cushion/trampoline like effect reducing fatigue and prolonging pleasure. Sounds simple, is simple.

The T.Burns Special kinda looks like this:

O------,---- <--- Guy
O----------- <--- Girl

The T.Burns Special by Arthur J. Comesalot November 1, 2011

The Melting T-Shirt 

When you drink mass quantities of acidic beverages that turn your jizz into acid. That has a a high enough ph level to burn through fabric.

I was jerking this guy off and he blew his load then fucking gave me a The Melting T-Shirt!

The Melting T-Shirt by Mystery27391 March 11, 2009

hasn't seen the football since the kickoff 

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.

The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.

hasn't seen the football since the kickoff by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020

where the sun don't shine 

The human anus.

I kicked him where the sun don't shine.

where the sun don't shine by matt February 15, 2004

don't sweat the small stuff 

don't get annoyed by the litle things in life

Boozer: Yo man I just lost two bucks gambling

Me: Hey, don't sweat the small stuff man, it's only two dollars.

don't sweat the small stuff by d'fo March 24, 2004

the urban dictionary t-shirt 

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton). The word of your choice will be printed on the front of the shirt, there is no definition printed on the back.

Person 1: Man I got the urban dictionary t-shirt for the word damn. Total ripoff. The definition of the word wasn't even on the back!
Person 2. Should've read this definition.

the urban dictionary t-shirt by Mr. Ding February 11, 2017

2010 Part 2 the Re-Sh*t Stormening 

Put basically, it's 2011. We are not even a week into the new year (unless this gets publised and your reading it at a future time) and it's turning out that nobody really cares that it's a new year. Politicaly, everyone is still bitching about problems from 2010, like Obamacare, the Republicans taking controle of the House of Representatives, Obama imagineering money into this country (which is going to fuck us all over), the whole illegal immagration, and of course Wikileaks and the WTF a.k.a the Wikileaks Task Force.

The term 2010 Part 2 the Re-Sh*t Stormening was first use by John Stewert on the Daily Show as he explained all of the crap I wrote above.

2010 Part 2 the Re-Sh*t Stormening by Xero _ Manifest January 6, 2011