(n) A type of response in which the sender types a long, formal and neat e-mail, only to get an extremely brief response.
The student, or sender's email:
Dear Professor, regarding your current work of study, I recently discovered that your field of work has been a long-time academic interest of mine. I know that you are a busy man, but would it be rude of me to inquire if there was any type of research or assistance that a student could possibly involve him or herself with? If not, I would completely understand. However, please note my current grades and classes would prove as ample evidence as to my worth.
Sincerely, John Doe (#555555555)
The professor response:
see me
Dear Professor, regarding your current work of study, I recently discovered that your field of work has been a long-time academic interest of mine. I know that you are a busy man, but would it be rude of me to inquire if there was any type of research or assistance that a student could possibly involve him or herself with? If not, I would completely understand. However, please note my current grades and classes would prove as ample evidence as to my worth.
Sincerely, John Doe (#555555555)
The professor response:
see me
by yuudachi January 10, 2011
A dingus (male or female) that thinks because they like science pages and share their posts, that they have a PhD from Facebook University.
by Butholeman August 07, 2015
That bastard that should've been arrested for child endangerment in the fifth Harry Potter book (Order of the Phoenix)
by hufflepuff07 March 20, 2017
The hungry professor consists of one member of a three way insisting upon wearing a shirt and tie during a Dirty Sanchez. This is often performed by members of the sex offenders list.
by XxxMax_NormanxxX May 27, 2019
A dude that has pyshic mind power stuff going on and wheels himself around in a wheel chair. He is the leader of the X-men.
by Dane Echinas September 21, 2003
legenday fictional nerd, modeled after Jerry Lewis, best known for his frequent outbursts of nonsensical jabbering.
"Oh dear, I've re-dorkulated!"
"What gave me away...just out of curiosity...was it the hoyven or the mayven...what?"
"What gave me away...just out of curiosity...was it the hoyven or the mayven...what?"
by equine_attraction_00 June 29, 2004
(Overheard in the House Of Commons):
Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."
Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".
Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."
Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".
by 7Kev7 October 04, 2007