"Just completed my two hour call negotiating with President Vladimir Putin of Russia. I believe it went very well."
by Vladimir Futon July 24, 2025
Get the Negotiatingmug. Short form: DN, A counter strike source Texture City map based noob pub clan that was founded by Mellowman.
by whaltosldolsd March 21, 2009
Get the Deadly Negotiationsmug. The act of getting ripped off in a deal because the person on your side is actively working against you.
We put our elbows up and voted him in, but all we got was got bent over. Carney is a master of Canadian negotiations with Trump.
by TiredabdDismayedCanuck July 31, 2025
Get the Canadian Negotiationmug. No. I'm not. I'm telling you the future. I'm like the world's most famous seer! I was right about Trump losing the 2020 election due to the lockdowns. I told you not to do it and you didn't listen. And I can see here that there are 2 possible futures. One where those things I said were going to happen... Happen... And another one where something terrible happens! And the only way to avoid this is to bring the first prediction to fruition! OoOoOoOoOoOo!
Hym "Negotiating implies I'm trying to convince you of something. I'm not. I'M A SEER WHO CAN SEEEEE THE FUUUTUUUURE! And what you're done is dive head first into the bad future. I can't aim to convince you of anything because I know that you are basically retarded. Can one convince a dog to stop eating it's own shit? Can one convince a retard to stop cooling on themselves? It would be folly to even try. So I'm not."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2025
Get the Negotiatingmug. You are not a negotiable instrument.
by seabitching November 7, 2021
Get the negotiable instrumentmug. A person who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons when it’s convenient for them.
A religious Jewish person who is willing to hook up with certain people or types of people but is other wise Shomer Negiah.
A religious Jewish person who is willing to hook up with certain people or types of people but is other wise Shomer Negiah.
“I’m not shomer Negiah, I’m shomer negotiable”
“I’m shomer negotiable”
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A: are you shomer negiah
B: I’m shomer negotiable
“I’m shomer negotiable”
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A: are you shomer negiah
B: I’m shomer negotiable
by @sarahbellaweasley December 3, 2023
Get the shomer negotiablemug. She was an amateur lady of negotiable affections. "How much for a quickie?"
"I'm not on the game. As it's you. Now that you've got me drunk, just pay for a taxi back to your place. I can't wait."
In my bedroom, I slipped out of my boxers and into her. She was lush, moist and dying for it. Buying her an expensive meal with two bottles of wine had been worth my money.
"I'm not on the game. As it's you. Now that you've got me drunk, just pay for a taxi back to your place. I can't wait."
In my bedroom, I slipped out of my boxers and into her. She was lush, moist and dying for it. Buying her an expensive meal with two bottles of wine had been worth my money.
by dustyp June 9, 2020
Get the Negotiable affectionsmug.