HOOVER

A Hoover is a Person who's broke and dont want to get a job and trying to get sh*t off you like Food,Money,Cloths,Drugs or whatever

Some of my friend's are hoover's and I hate leting them use anything because I know I wont get it back from them.

by ~FLACA~ May 25, 2008

hoover

A mother fucker that sucks up all your weed and never chips in

Ay fuck jerry that niggas a fuckin hoover vacum lungs on my chit chip in nigga

by patrick r.2012 August 24, 2007

Hoover

A dumb word used by New Zealandish Mexicans to describe the act of vacuuming. Even though its a vacuum brand and not an action.

Guy 1:Yo mate I'm gonna hoover around in a bit if you wanna do the dishes.

Guy 2: What the fuck are you talking about?

by Neilio D December 03, 2011

hoover

The Hoover Generation. A generation of girls who watch porn from a young age and are consequently experts at sucking dick despite there apparent lack of experience.

The girl I hooked up with last night was definitely part of the "hoover generation".

by dougie1234 March 01, 2006

Hoover

The act of placing ones mouth over the nose of another and blowing air into their nose, causing an uncomfortable noise to come out of their mouth.

Tony fell asleep during sex so I hoovered that bitch to wake him up.

by My neck my back January 06, 2016

hoover

a girl who gets an abortion

damn gurl, did you hear that kara got hoovered last week?

by Jess April 09, 2004

Hoover

Nick name given to one who snorts a line of cocaine with amazing quickness and grace

To snort massive ammounts of coke without showing signs of bodily resistance.

Even though it was his first time, he Hoovered that rail like it was powdered sugar.

by Vega6794 January 30, 2003