Tyrone: Ey, I'm thinkin of smashin' that oriental bitch Lucy
Lamar: Damn lemme get at dat too
Tyrone: Let's make a burnt fortune cookie
Lamar: Damn lemme get at dat too
Tyrone: Let's make a burnt fortune cookie
by prettyflvcko November 21, 2012
by Frosty2073 January 23, 2006
The body of a deceased person who had one or more tattoos. Some of the tattoos might offer some proverbial wisdom similar to that of a fortune cookie, others might mean nothing.
Mortician 1- Look at all these fuckin tattoos.
Mortician 2- Wow, theres writing all over their body.
Mortician 1- I know, its a fucking fortune cookie cadaver!
Mortician 2- Wow, theres writing all over their body.
Mortician 1- I know, its a fucking fortune cookie cadaver!
by Dubsandsubs May 22, 2010
You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.
Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.
Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.
by Manfred Big January 11, 2011
by Frank the Tank October 29, 2004
The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 02, 2022
When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.
At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.
by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013