DONG

The acronym for (Things to) Do Online Now, Guys. Made famous by VSauce, a YouTuber.

It can also be used as a noun, respectively.

"Hey, man check out this DONG!"
"Woah. That is an amazing dong."

-WARNING-

THE PREVIOUS QUOTE IS NOT WHAT SHE SAID.

by mintyfresh9080 October 16, 2012

donging

Synonomous with clonging. Known for the hollow metal sound made by hitting a steel object with a wooden spoon. Not to be confused with flonging, which has no meaning.

Lets clong/dong but not flong!

by The Me October 23, 2004

dong

The penis, but not in a sexy way

"As dusty as a dead dingo's dong" (Sir Les Patterson)

by Edna Sweetlove September 18, 2006

Dong

To hit someone on the head of the penis, causing immense pain.

Phil was getting on my nerves so I donged him.

by roberto765332 January 24, 2011

dong

A large Penis,the opposite of a Ding

I wonder if that Chinaman has a Ding or a Dong

by Les G September 17, 2005

donging

College basketball coaches' practice of skirting NCAA rules against commencing a conversation with an unsigned High School player by approaching him in a men's room, and taking the adjoining urinal, in hopes that the H.S. prospect will initiate the conversation legal, but barely

Every time the hot young prospect went to the bathroom at Nike Camp, the whole line of urinals filled up with college coaches donging him, eager to show their interest, but unable to start a conversation.

See, e.g., "I Am Charlotte Simmons" by Tom Wolfe

by J. O'Brien April 12, 2007

Donged

When a guy sneaks up to one his buddies preferably in a public place and slaps him with his penis so that he doesn't realise and then tell them they have just been donged

woodsy - "awww danny donged me so badly at the pool today"

by dannydongedwoods August 28, 2008