Hand Creamer

A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.

Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.

Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

jean-creamer

A sexual person, scene, situation, or movie that makes you cream your jeans.

That porno was really a jean-creamer.

by Dealin' Don February 24, 2009

Dirty Creamer

A male who has an STD

I heard that guy over there is a dirty creamer now. I think he has the clap

by dat93virgo April 6, 2009

Panty Creamer

A guy who is extremely good looking and makes women cream their panties.

Wow, did you see that Panty Creamer that just walked by?

by Barnabas69 April 25, 2009

cadbury creamer

When you insert a cadbury cream egg into a females vagina, punch it as hard as you can, and eat her out, consuming the melted chocolate and gooey sugary filling within

Erica was severly bruised after I gave her a cadbury creamer, but she loved when I licked the remains out of her.

by Ryno March 25, 2005

Purple Creamers

When your balls are all swollen and aching from edging or lack of sex.

Rachel is a cock tease. She dry humped me on the couch all night then left me with the worst purple creamers. I had to rub out a rope.

I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

crusty creamer

The act of when you have late night sex and cum on a girl. She falls asleep and when she wakes up she's got crusty jizz on her face.

I got drunk last night and I gave this girl the crusty creamer.

by Dubble A & J. Roc July 3, 2015