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Bump Coomers

To engage in the act of sex. Coined by Harper Four fellows at Bradley University, bump Coomers is a variation of bump uglies. Ron Coomer was a favorite of the group when he was playing for the Chicago Cubs, although it was agreed that he was a dogface. "Uglies" was replaced with "Coomers" and a new phrase was born.
After they got out of the hot tub, both of them disappeared. I think they went to her room to go bump coomers the rest of the night.
by crackheadnick June 11, 2006
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Coomer's Law

An individual that does not consume mainstream media and gives them the liberty to call those who consume mainstream media "Normies".
God damn they watch demon slayer?! That's against Coomer's Law!
by FrostyzZzZz January 24, 2022
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My Little Coomer

by FuckyouLucas October 23, 2019
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Category 8 Coomer

A really, really, really, really really horny coomer. #1 ranked of all fellow Coomers. Will send a hitman if you say you are just a big fan of Hentai.
guy 1: dude have you seen that category 8 coomer
guy 2: yeah that kid is so horny lmao
by Stupid Af July 12, 2021
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Karnataka coomers

Karnatak Coomers is a real threat he grooms teenagers under the ruse of shitposting. Hhe pretends to be a girl to garner attention and trust from the lonely teenagers of samaj.

But In reality Hhe is 23 year old MBA student. I know because He DMed in my alt account and asked for my pictures. Never share your pictures with him. He uses them as blackmail to make you his "little pogchamp".

He shitposts about borderline problematic topics to normalize them. I remember when a kid only 15 years old reached out saying that, KC has ruined his life. He deleted discord to get away from him but he talks to me on insta and tells me how he has severe anxiety about it still.

STAY AWAY FROM KARNATAK COOMERS!
Karnataka Coomers : I like young boys
by samaaj khan December 22, 2021
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Coomer de les

A Man, or woman who gets sexual pleasure from a woman, or women having intercourse with another woman, or women (99% of them are bisexual)
Dude I asked Slaskin if I could brow his phone, and the first thing that popped up on his browser was two woman kissing each other he's one of those coomer de les!
by Slaskinateher July 25, 2023
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based coomer

Something that doesn't exist.
Bob: Jeff look I found this nazi hentai stash on this discord server, I'm such a based coomer!
Jeff: Bobby, you have a porn addiction, you are not based.
by pulica_franaru December 8, 2023
mugGet the based coomermug.

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