beat the bishop

to flog the log
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage

to fly solo
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana

by Silky Smooth April 30, 2004

whipping the bishop

Yet another way to describe self pleasure

"Man I had a rough day, I need to relieve some stress and start whipping the bishop".

by BOX8 June 11, 2008

stroke the bishop

to Jerk off, wank off, beat off, rub one out and so on.

the reason for this term is because a penis most of the time will look like a bishop from chess.

"Every night before bed johnny will stroke the bishop."

by mr. big pants?? April 10, 2009

greasing the bishop

To masturbate

Johnny's mom walked in on him while he was greasing the bishop.

by omg sheepies March 30, 2004

bopping the bishop

masturbating

Don't let me catch you bopping the bishop ever again, boy!

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

choking the bishop

to masterbate, to jack off, to wank, to use your hand to feel sexual pleasure by yourself, nuff said

i was choking the bishop all day yesterday

by M "Smoke'M" Crackaz August 26, 2006

that's what the bishop said to the choir boy

a phrase added after an innocent comment to make it sexual, referencing the fact that almost everyone in the catholic church is a pedophile.
used in the same context as the widespread that's what she said innuendo.

- I really pumped that one out!
- THAT'S WHAT THE BISHOP SAID TO THE CHOIR BOY!

by rossdwp March 30, 2009