Poot

A less impressive nut, often given by insecure men

"I'm so disappointed, i was expect him to nut all over my face, but all I got was a Poot"

by TinySteve May 1, 2019

Poot

A cute dog. Usually a bulldog or Shar pei

Oh look at that poot! That’s a cute poot!

by Ogyogurt July 28, 2018

Poot

a sound to describe dissapointment, or a sound to describe when your not expecting something bad. eg. being unexpectedly shouted at

Mum: sorry kids we cant go to the cinema today
kids: poot

Girlfriend: how are u today babe?
Boyfriend: JUST STOP TALKING TO ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!
girlfriend: poot!

by DinkyDizzy May 8, 2005

Poot

A fart, with which comes the uncertianity of taking a shit simultaniously.

O god, I think I'm going to poot!

by The nazi of Yatzee November 7, 2002

Poot

The act of pooping in the process of a toot.

Fag: Ha Ha dude watch this.

Other Fag: What dude.

Fag: ptttt(oh crap)I just pooted!!!

Other Fag: Awsome!!!

by Shad Barley March 9, 2008

poot

1) a poop fart combonation
2) a stupid person
3) something fun to say whille ur stoned

1) yo i jsut did a big poot
2) your beeing a poot face 100
3) poot magoot

by scoots November 7, 2004

pooted

you may have seen this on a cartoon network commercial, its a term used to describe a fart that is loud and obnoxious, like the sound that the character is making on the commercial

Guy1: hey guess what?

Guy2: what now?!?

Guy1: I pooted....

by DMJeff24 December 10, 2006