Nuns Cunt

Used to describe an extremely dry thing.

Make us a cup of tea, my Throat’s as dry as a nuns cunt

by Bernardette February 22, 2006

nun ya

a short term for none of your business

girl: hey larry whatcha doin?
boy: nun ya!

by bonnie August 22, 2003

Nuns Tits

To describe something as completely useless. Derived from the fact that nuns do not have children, nor do they have sex, both of which are the main functions of breasts.

'Colin, you are about as much use as a pair of nuns tits.'

by biffboy April 9, 2009

Nun's nugget

No one has a clear idea of what exactly it is - only its relative speed. Used specifically in reference to something that is faster.

Big-Dan's teeth are faster than a Nun's nugget... He even proved it on stage with Mischief Movie Night In!

by TattooedCookie February 1, 2021

a "dancing nun"

A "Dancing Nun" is when a woman spreads herself out, revealing her vagina. The clitorus is the face, and the skin over it is the nun hat. The person then uses the labia majora (outer vaginal lips) like little "strings" to make the nun dance with the little "arms" inside (labia minora).

Do you wanna see a "dancing nun"?

by EvilTcat April 8, 2021

Rerun nun

When a spouse/partner/ or a basic bitch keeps bring up the past in ways to spite you or prove you wrong.
#richardcheats

Karen at work is always complaining about what I did to her last year. Why is Karen such a rerun nun

by Mcrdude5 January 20, 2020

Nun Slapped

When a female refuses to engage in sexual activity.

I was putting the moves on hard with that new chick in the office but I got nun slapped.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017