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The Guido

You thrust a woman(or dude) until they say that they are cumming, next quickly pull out and say "Han shot first".
So I was giving it to this chick last night. She was about to cum and bam i pulled The Guido on her.
by Steve the Mandelorian May 18, 2010
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The Squatting Gideon

The act of trying to squat too much weight, falling on your face, and shitting your pants at the same time.
James pulled the squatting gideon this morning, and they're still attempting to clean the platform.
by stlcards2life April 13, 2012
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Guiding the sleigh

to, during a threesome or more, taking the penis from the front while the other stake it from the side
"Lenna, this night. . . you are guiding the sleigh."

"Oh yes, I will, John," says Lenna, with a happy tone.
by Kitty UWU's December 5, 2019
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guido and the guy

In the middle of an anal spit roast, both men not only switch positions but also turn around and assume doggy position. So that the female is now sucking one guy from the back (we call that talking shit) and the other guy is in her ass (we call that shit talking). When both men are ready to cum, they pull out, turn around and hold hands, arms up. Fingers interlocked like trusses on a bridge, while the female then performs a Michigan Row Boat.
We let a chick talk me and my bro in to a Guido and the Guy. And you know what? We're better for it.
by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020
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Glide in the DM's

Gliding in the DM's-The complete overshoot of "sliding" In the DM's. For one to "glide" in the DM's you must enter his or her DM's so sly and smooth that it has a direct affect of positive result; to have an overbearing feeling of confidence that you will get a direct result from this action; only few posses the power to "glide" into the DM's.
This chick just liked all my gym pics on the gram, ima glide in the DM's.
by Apple jack January 6, 2015
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