bark

Tobacco type like product/s rolled in some type of paper for the pure purpose of smoking.

You smoked all my barks,Man!

by Brett Sheargold May 30, 2006

Bark

1. (v) Rubbing one's rump against the bark of a tree, often for sexual gratification

2. (n) A name for one who barks

3. (n) A common insult, implying that one barks

1. Yesterday I saw Bob Barker barking in the woods; he looked quite happy.

2. Crazy Pete is a barker; he loves rubbing his rump against trees.

3. Shut up, you barker!

by Kate Mueller December 19, 2006

bark

aka peppermint bark. Liked by whores from campo.

T***********01: u have to bark me

by m1k0 January 5, 2005

BARK BARK GRRR

'I love you' in dog language. A great way to express your love for someone when words aren't enough.

person 1 "I wanted to tell you something"
person 2 "Oh? What is it?"
person 1 "BARK BARK GRRR"
person 2 "Aw, I love you so very much too!"

by You matter ily <3 December 6, 2021

bark

To strike a limb against something solid; usually a leg against a coffee table or other furniture.

"Oh man. I just barked my shin on that stupid glass coffee table again. You can't see it at all!"

by Shorty May 13, 2005

Barking

The instantaneous and uncalled-for assumption a female makes directly after a male makes an opinion. Usually delivered loudly, annoyingly, and has no purpose but to give a female a chance to bitch.

Heron: I believe that we could save our o-zone by...
Ajjana: NO YOUR WRONG, YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE O-ZONE, WE DON"T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR FALSE ACCUSATIONS!
Heron:....Stop barking please

by Heron Bay Seagull October 16, 2011

BARK

shit stain or streak left on or in a toilet that won't come off

Will left bark on the toilet seat and it won't even scrub off.

by Dario March 22, 2005