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The Great Australian Bite

*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time
In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves

Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?

Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice

Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...

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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely

Ocean:

Bubble bubble bubble

Fish:

Yummo some dickhead to swallow

World:

Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
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The Knox School (Australia)

The Knox School (Australia) is an independent, co-educational, non-denominational day school, located in the eastern Melbourne suburb of Wantirna South, Victoria, Australia. The school is a member of the Eastern Independent Schools of Melbourne association.
Oh once I studied in The Knox School (Australia). I found that if INTERNATIONAL STUDENT (JUST INTERNAIONAL STUDENT!!!) who is studying IT Subject and absented or late with medical reason or something. You will receive a warning from the school, more than three times? The school will help you to write the report about you late/ absent more than three time to The Immigration. Look and sounds passion right?
by Huxxx November 13, 2010
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Who the fuck is Austin

and why does the bible not have him in??!! wtf!!!!
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The Knox School (Australia)

The Knox School (Australia), one of the independent, co-educational, non-denominational day school. During today, there are more than hundred international students study in this school. Also because of international overload problem. The Knox School is starting to introduce some of the idea can actually separate International and Local students. Therefore, the school is falling down...
Me: Hi Bangy how are you, no time no see huh.

Bangy: Erhhh...

Me: What's wrong my friend

Bangy: Seriously, there are a lot of changing in our school during this year...

Me: Wait, you mean The Knox School (Australia)?

Bangy: Yea, that school is starting to separate us and local students which we will have different timetable also the classes are different.

Me: What do you mean?

Bangy: Means we will have a class with international only. Sounds like the school is separate too.

Me: Damn that...that, i have nothing to say seriously.
Not just the school stupid, also the class mate are stupid as well. He just blame to my school as a rich school which people love to show off. That doesn't even happen I can't see once in my school.

Bangy: It's alright, he is just a redneck.

Me: True, so are you going to change school?

Bangy: Possibly if still going bad, however one of my class mate preferred stay in this school until graduate.

Me: True, he told me same thing as well, the only thing i knew was he bought a razer product...

Me, Bangy: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
by Huxxx November 23, 2010
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Austina The Ballerina

Austina is extremely annoying, he is also known as an Emo Llama Baddie.
Girl 1: “look at that, it’s austina the ballerina! He’s so emo”
Girl 2: “ya, i know”
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Austini The Weenie

Aunstini The Weenie is often used to describe a paragraph of a Mexican. Usually, the dude that goes by Austin and with a basic ass the last name like Sanchez. They have a tendency to be gey around guys and females avoid him at all costs. Often touches men's legs. Commonly attempts to correct everything but falls short 99% of the time.
"Look at that Austini The Weenie over there with his gay bose headphones, watching anime"
by AustiniTheWeenieisgay June 11, 2019
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austronaut in the ocean

Makes me cum
bro, Austronaut In The Ocean makes me shit my pants and cum/pee.
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