A person who you have met on the Internet or an acquaintance who constantly texts you and never wants to meet up or hang out. It's as if there are ghosts but they take up all of your time if you bother to talk to them.
Boss: you're sitting at your desk but you're not working you just on your phone what the hell are you doing? Worker: I'm just texting page for the millionth time today. I talked to her all the time for months but we have never met.
Boss: Page is a texty texter. Fuck that bitch and get back to work
Boss: Page is a texty texter. Fuck that bitch and get back to work
by sKandelous April 17, 2015
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I thought i was talking to her exclusively, but then I see screenshots of her moist texts with her other buns!
by NotDaShon January 22, 2017
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grandma: I cant understand these whippersnappers and their textspeak!
grandpa: yea! whats with all these LOLs and IRLs!?
grandpa: yea! whats with all these LOLs and IRLs!?
by SAM-SEI July 14, 2019
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1) The exchange of text messages (SMS) of an explicit nature in order to achieve some minor sexual gratification.
2) The simulation of sex via textual communications in a role play style (similar to cybersex)
1) The exchange of text messages (SMS) of an explicit nature in order to achieve some minor sexual gratification.
2) The simulation of sex via textual communications in a role play style (similar to cybersex)
by TRONLE October 30, 2007
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"No, they were texts from last nyquil."
"No, they were texts from last nyquil."
by mister j October 27, 2009
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Get the Textsneak mug.An exorbitantly long text that, on one's phone, almost resembles an essay. Something that the person probably should have just called you and talked to you or left you a voicemail for. Textays usually go off on tangents and ignore the original topic at hand.
Chick, via text: hey how's it going :) i went to the supermarket ystrday and i was thinking of youuu i saw these cantaloupes and their skin had the most bumpy texture just like your hands after you were carrying the furniture upstairsss like who even knew someones skin could turn out like that?? i dont know?? haha we'll see after i go to med school though and i can diagnose everyone like it's nobody's business.. xxxoxxo ;))
Dude to friend: Wow, all I asked her was if she wanted to go to the hockey game... She sent me back a whole textay.
Friend: Maybe you should grade that shit.
Dude to friend: Wow, all I asked her was if she wanted to go to the hockey game... She sent me back a whole textay.
Friend: Maybe you should grade that shit.
by Brohan Santana May 22, 2009
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