Texticles

The act of sending your testicles to a friend in a picture message.

"Molly, did I show you Shaun's texticles?! they were gigantic!!"

by The wise man123 March 8, 2009

textless

A form of momentary ability to text someone back after reading either the most amazing, or most disturbing thing you've ever read. The texting from of speechless.

A: Bro, I swear! I got 25 killstreak and tactical nuke in CoD last night!

B:

A: Bro, r u textless?

B:

by Dr. Txtless June 29, 2010

Texticles

Noun; used to describe a guy who doesn't have the balls to talk to a girl in person, and so texts her instead.

Michael doesn't have the balls to talk to the girl he likes? He's got some serious texticles.

by iBritz October 27, 2010

Texticles

1. Someone with Texticles is a person who is unable to express their anger through physical violence, and instead expresses their emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive text which they would not be able to back-up in real life.

2. A person with Texticles is generally identified by unneccessary rage in ther written communication.

1. _____ threatend to kick _____'s butt via text. Therefore _____ has big Texticles.
2. _____ has such big Texticles while on the internet.

by Huntoholic January 3, 2015

texticles

texts

(anything having to do with texts)

I think I should check my texticles in a few minutes.

by dbohl February 18, 2008

texticles

When someone is a big computer nerd, but they have some balls to do other things and are a bit fearless than just type and do computer-related thing.

Can also be reffered as a Hacker.

"Jimmy has some Texticles man, last week he shoplifted Asda"

by SkittleGuy October 27, 2007

texties

Short pieces of text, usually found on a website.

"This site is down"
"Leave the peas"

by Jon January 19, 2005