corporate doublespeak for "we don't want to do our best, so let's make sure people think we're doing our best without revealing that we're not doing our best" -- anything in which you have to "manage expectations" means you could probably devote more time and effort to making things better, but you just don't feel like it
Marketing has to manage expectations of our new software package so that the boss doesn't make us do any more work.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen January 13, 2007
Get the manage expectations mug.The feeling of obligation that arises from the thought, or act, of sex. This may include an obligation to share one's possessions in the efforts of acquiring or keeping a sex partner (mostly in a male's case), or to repay one who has shared his possessions (in a female's case).
by cmkaufma June 18, 2011
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1. What one thinks will happen in the future.
2. What one wants to happen in the future.
The only word known to be both a synonym and antonym to itself, because an optimist will expect their expectations to be met, while a pessimist will not expect their expectations to be met.
2. What one wants to happen in the future.
The only word known to be both a synonym and antonym to itself, because an optimist will expect their expectations to be met, while a pessimist will not expect their expectations to be met.
by Kwing May 5, 2015
Get the Expectation mug.A mix between the words sex and expectation. Sexpectation is when one person assumes that sex with another guaranteed.
When Johnny invited Kim over to watch a movie alone with him, he assured her that he had no sexpectations. It eased her mind.
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"Why can I never meet a man who just wants to chat?" says Kim, "I'm sick of men's false sexpectations!"
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"Why can I never meet a man who just wants to chat?" says Kim, "I'm sick of men's false sexpectations!"
by Jamanimal April 22, 2014
Get the Sexpectation mug.He recalled is his first wife's beautifully shaped breasts,and was suddenly in the throes of melancholia and expectation.
by archimedest July 28, 2006
Get the expectation mug.Flo: I hear you're going out with Butch tonight, are you excited?"
Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."
Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.
Mo: *slap*
Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."
Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.
Mo: *slap*
Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
by Cathi Robertson August 19, 2008
Get the sexpectations mug.High hopes of good times and/or prosperity dat one might have when visiting da largest STATE in da lower forty-EIGHT.
Resources like crude oil and wide-open spaces are indeed abundant in da Lone Star state, but not everything is "grown bigger" down there, including dudes' "equipment" --- they're actually near da bottom of da list as far as da number of well-hung studs among da residents, so horny gals might not wanna have excessively-inflated Texpectations when they "head south" to try "heading south" with any willing males whom they meet.
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