A shitty town in Massachusetts. The people constantly fill up the churches, newspapers, and stores of other towns such as Wilmington with their filthy selves. Most citizens grow up to be criminals or give birth before high school graduation and live in shitty houses in Tewksbury.
Since real estate is so high in Massachusetts, a 1 floor, 1 toilet, 4 wall house in Tewksbury costs at least 350k even though its not good enough for a homeless man.
If you ever get a blowjob from someone in Tewksbury, make sure to cum in their face and eyes and then slap and knee them repeatedly. But beware of STDs..you are bound to catch one from a Tewksbury resident.
Beware of thugs and wiggers too.
Since real estate is so high in Massachusetts, a 1 floor, 1 toilet, 4 wall house in Tewksbury costs at least 350k even though its not good enough for a homeless man.
If you ever get a blowjob from someone in Tewksbury, make sure to cum in their face and eyes and then slap and knee them repeatedly. But beware of STDs..you are bound to catch one from a Tewksbury resident.
Beware of thugs and wiggers too.
Joe: Wow, I wish a tornado would sweep through and kill everyone here.
Steve: Hey did you read the paper this morning?
Bob: No, its filled with all tewksbury news anyway.
Steve: I know, I couldn't even read about the big town fair next week since more than 5 kids in tewksbury graduated high school this year.
Harry: If there is ever a poison gas leak that infects the air, lets hope it hits tewksbury.
Steve: Hey did you read the paper this morning?
Bob: No, its filled with all tewksbury news anyway.
Steve: I know, I couldn't even read about the big town fair next week since more than 5 kids in tewksbury graduated high school this year.
Harry: If there is ever a poison gas leak that infects the air, lets hope it hits tewksbury.
by sallyboy69 May 1, 2009
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guy 1 - "Someone called me last night as restricted, called me a pussy, giggled then hung up.
guy 2 - "That's pretty tewksbury."
guy 1 - "Looks like mike is wearing his black beater again to the gym."
gym 2 - "I'm sick of all the tewksbury this guy tries to pull."
guy 2 - "That's pretty tewksbury."
guy 1 - "Looks like mike is wearing his black beater again to the gym."
gym 2 - "I'm sick of all the tewksbury this guy tries to pull."
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Come on, lets do somthing! Stop being such a tewl.
Come on, lets do somthing! Stop being such a tewl.
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