Destitude

Snow that is thin or is unlikely to settle on the ground.

Can also be used as 'Destituding'.

Alex: I wish it could snow, shame it's just destitude

by danielennistv February 9, 2017

Testicules

Testicules is the communal drinking vessel on long camping trips, usually used to store other forms of food prior to use as a fluid reservoir and is usually in the shape of an animal. Primary liquids dispensed by Testicules are Tang and Kool-Aid.

The most common container to be converted to Testicules is the Army-Sized Animal Cracker plastic bear. Also, the only way to have a true Testicules is to consume the crackers from the bear before filling with liquid, none can be thrown away.

The origin of Testicules is unknown, but is rumored to have started as a sort of rite of passage among young teens.

"Drink from Testicules!"

by Rockin! July 9, 2007

testiculectomy

Having your balls removed, especially by giving in to steve jobs' demands and becoming an apple fanboy

L: Check out my new iPad 2! It is all shiney, and it has an apple on it!
N: Sorry to hear about your testiculectomy man ;(

by whodyouthing April 27, 2011

Testitute

What men feel when they submerge their nether-regions into ice cold water.

The cold water caused him swift and harsh shrinkage, which left him feeling testitute.

by Chicky Oh July 31, 2024

textitute

someone who texts all day/night long

Girl 1: Who are you texting over there?
Girl 2: (boys name here)
Girl 1: You're such a textitute!

by JoeyErr December 20, 2008

textidude

Writing a text message filled with attitude.

Damn, she had hella textidude with me today.

by alikat01 April 29, 2009

testicule vestibule

The testicule vestibule is the warm and fuzzy place where the man jewels wait to do there joyful work.

Dude it's so hot I could hang my testicule vestibule in my back pocket.

by delmarskid1 July 19, 2010