brand terrorist

A corporate term that refers to any employee who actively works against the core values of the company's brand.

Here at ACME, our advertising is all about our commitment to customer service, but our idiot service rep Jack always fights with customers on the phone. He's a total brand terrorist...

by Joe Chicago April 22, 2008

msn terrorist

Someone on your friends list who logs on about 50 times a minute. He or she also keeps on sending all sorts of invitations, so it gets really annoying

Stop logging in and out all the time, msn terrorist!

by jormeidt September 19, 2007

cowtipping terrorists

Anti-government acitivists led by Ammon Bundy, a Montana rancher whose father Cliven Bundy led an armed standoff with federal agents in Nevada in 2014 and who has described his supporters as “militia men.” Also known as “self-styled militiamen” (Reuters), “armed activists” (the New York Times) and “armed protesters” (The Washington Post).

These cowtipping terrorists don't take kindly to the feds telling them where they can graze their cattle and where they cannot.

by LaughingAloud April 14, 2016

Harry Potter Terrorist

A person that waits in line at a harry potter book launch (most relevantly that of the final installment), and on receiving the sacred novel, promptly flicks to the final portion of the book, scim reads the vitals, then shouts as loudly as possible, the ending of this epic, 6/7? book long tale, destroying albeit temporarily, the lives of the previously oh so excited minions of the man with the big wand.

Some will go into greater depth once they get home, quickly figure out exactly what happens, then let as many fans as possible know what happens eg. by changing their facebook status to something like John Johnson is Harry shags ron who is actually voldemort, harry turns to the dark side with hermione, they menage a trois it till they die. NOT. because theyre immortal.

- Did you see Johns facebook status? What a twat.

- I think the phrase you're looking for is Harry Potter Terrorist

by Harry John Johnson Potter May 28, 2007

Terroristan

synonym for Pakistan

hey man, did you hear that some idiot suicide bomber blew himself up by mistake in Terroristan?

by DementedJesus March 5, 2009

Penile Terrorism

The act of using ones Johnson to perform unspeakable acts on the unwilling, especially on means of transportation or during slumber.

Ivy: How was the trip?

Sofia: Good but dude, I fell asleep on the plane, and I was so afraid of penile terrorism because I sleep with my mouth wide open!

by hatetotravel145 June 19, 2010

twitter terrorist

A person with nothing constructive to say denigrates your opinions or interests in public on any social media.

A brief look into the the history of the twitter terrorist reveals a catalogue of poor opinion, bad attitude and ignorance.

The favoured accusation "spammer" is the modus operandi of the twitter terrorist to opinions,products or links he disagrees with or is jealous of.

Fred: Did you read my tweet about the Sydney Swans great win.

Joe: Sure did but then that damn Twitter terrorist makes that new tweet about AFL being for girls

Fred and Joe: We wish he'd FO with his opinions

by Golden Harbour Bridge March 9, 2011