Tennessee

Don't get me wrong, Tennessee is alright... if you like fat people. I think that Tennessee has to be one of the fattest states in America. Mc Donalds is considered the only foods for many Tennesseans (no, I don't like Mc Donalds). Also, if you have something against overweight rednecks with a southern twang, I think some red flags would go up about this place. Oh, and NEVER talk negatively about them VOLS. If you say something bad about the Tennessee Vols in public, there's a 96% chance you'll get the poop beaten out of you. For future references, if you're planning on a vacation to a southern place, go to south america :/. Seriously.

Tennessee smells like poop on rocks.

by FunkMasterMike April 29, 2005

Tennessee

By far one of the worst states, most of the population does not know how to speak correct grammar, many people live in poverty or are surviving off of government funds, many companies are moving out of the state and/or country and a large percent of the population is without work and most of the schools have some sort of problem, from over crowding to the academics failing.

im frum tennersea an i talk and spel liek dis.
(trust me I live in this sad state and it is like this.)

by Untitled Interpol November 7, 2004

Tennessee

Birthplace and home of the KKK

holy shit, the south Tennessee will rise again!

by eafaewfg March 12, 2008

Tennessee

beautifull place where the people there are not as smart as much as the place's beauty. most poeople are rednecks and the others who are not are dirrty dirtty rappers.

south sideeeeee... lol

by sup May 13, 2005

Tennessee

Where roadkill is legally yours and legally edible, but you need a tag to keep a roadkilled bear.

This Tennessee deer tastes like windshield washer fluid.

by Knux2 July 22, 2009

Tennessee

verb; to deficate with bathroom door open, preferably in the presence of others. to "take a Tennessee"

"Boy, Mom was taking a nasty Tennessee last night!"

by Jesse Palmer October 7, 2006

tennessee

Ground Zero for mediocre hick losers. Stay away. You still can; you still have a chance. I don't.

Homosexuals, psychos, 90 IQ crackers, some quiet but sneaky blacks, and people who stumbled off the set of a Civil War movie, blinking and pissy. Take a poor Irishman, give him a lobotomy, and you've got yourself a denizen of Lower Appalachian. Jews own the downtowns but get alarmingly hickish over the years. IQ tends to corrode fast here.

You're in =Tennessee= now, BOY.

by Tennessee4eva April 19, 2007