Tennessee

A civilization of mountain people that criticize you on how you pronounce their towns and cities. They also worship sweat tea.

"In Tennessee is not Maryville, it is Merrrville"

by CMacRisner July 21, 2016

Tennessee

A word often followed with a smaller number than the one after the word "Florida".

Florida 30 - Tennessee 13
Florida 27 - Tennessee 23
Florida 23 - Tennessee 21
Florida 33 - Tennessee 20
Florida 35 - Tennessee 29
Florida 62 - Tennessee 37
Florida 31 - Tennessee 0
Florida 41 - Tennessee 34

by Hic October 7, 2004

Tennessee

Don't get me wrong, Tennessee is alright... if you like fat people. I think that Tennessee has to be one of the fattest states in America. Mc Donalds is considered the only foods for many Tennesseans (no, I don't like Mc Donalds). Also, if you have something against overweight rednecks with a southern twang, I think some red flags would go up about this place. Oh, and NEVER talk negatively about them VOLS. If you say something bad about the Tennessee Vols in public, there's a 96% chance you'll get the poop beaten out of you. For future references, if you're planning on a vacation to a southern place, go to south america :/. Seriously.

Tennessee smells like poop on rocks.

by FunkMasterMike April 29, 2005

Tennessee

By far one of the worst states, most of the population does not know how to speak correct grammar, many people live in poverty or are surviving off of government funds, many companies are moving out of the state and/or country and a large percent of the population is without work and most of the schools have some sort of problem, from over crowding to the academics failing.

im frum tennersea an i talk and spel liek dis.
(trust me I live in this sad state and it is like this.)

by Untitled Interpol November 7, 2004

Tennessee

Birthplace and home of the KKK

holy shit, the south Tennessee will rise again!

by eafaewfg March 12, 2008

Tennessee

beautifull place where the people there are not as smart as much as the place's beauty. most poeople are rednecks and the others who are not are dirrty dirtty rappers.

south sideeeeee... lol

by sup May 13, 2005

Tennessee

Where roadkill is legally yours and legally edible, but you need a tag to keep a roadkilled bear.

This Tennessee deer tastes like windshield washer fluid.

by Knux2 July 22, 2009