TEMU

Ooh, ooh! It's a shopping website that gives you items that are totally not what they say they are! Totally worth spending that allowance money on...

I went on TEMU today to buy a nice pink dress...it ended up in my mail and it was purple.

by LululemonEmployee February 24, 2025

Temu Tax

A tax to compensate the workers who have to custom fit low quality parts because the customer wanted to save money.

This front lip doesn't fit on the car. We will have to add at least a 200% Temu Tax.

by TemuEvoX June 22, 2025

TEMU

Synonymous with the word shit.

"Someone left a huge TEMU on my front porch."
"I knew this TEMU would break like always."

by Not TEMU May 12, 2024

The Temu

The Temu is not a animal or a human.It can only be described as being one of the most amazing things u can witness in your life.IF it likes u its impossible to remove it

i was chilling last night with my girl and we got to meet The temu...BEST.DAY.EVER

by Temu_ December 27, 2016

Temu dog

A large rabbit

Look at that temu dog over there, its huge.

by sniff my toes September 22, 2023

Temu

U DONT KNOW WHO TEMU IS? Temu is the heart and soul of #stims

Temu is always high and happy

by Temu_ December 26, 2016

Temu Bomb

when you rip ass in class, specifically a silent but deadly one.

"whats that smell?"
"i think maddox dropped a temu bomb"

by bwepis February 20, 2024